i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
