so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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