Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You can't special order awesome
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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