Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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