I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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