Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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