Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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