Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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