so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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