Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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