I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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