its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel great
I just peed on a car
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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