White coat. Heels.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
