Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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