Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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