and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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