It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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