you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You were trust falling into bushes
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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