turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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