My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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