We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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