The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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