Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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