that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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