If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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