I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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