just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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