I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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