Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just tell him i said nine months
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Boobs speak an international language.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
