when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You can make out without kissing
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