I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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