maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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