I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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