In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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