I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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