Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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