Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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