i barfeds in our rink
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So much Jack, so little girl.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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