i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My vagina just recognized that song.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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