when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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