We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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