Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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