yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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