I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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