Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
