I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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