There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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