Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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