There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Randomize
