so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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