she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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