I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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