I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
