Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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