Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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