youre lurking in front of me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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