90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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