ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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