Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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