Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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